From the pen of my daughter.... awww bless..
''If G-d didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?!!''
A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman.
The wife was VERY upset!
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to Me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
I want a divorce straight away!'
And he replied:
'Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what Happened.
'Fine, go ahead', she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words You'll say to me!'
And he began:
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young Lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and Defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my Compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made For you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid You'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while She was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I Threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer Jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because You say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your Anniversary present, which you don't wear because you said I don't have Good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you Don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you Bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work Has a pair like them..'
He took a quick breath and continued:
'She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked Her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said;
'Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't Use?''
COMMENTS
hahahaha XD
lmao
Now this is funny :)
oh this is one to be passed on..lmao
Fantastic!!
Very clever! ;0)
I thought about a simple 'hello, how are you'' type message.... I figured she may be 'down' or whatever...
but I see the red flashing warning sign and think twice .. then under that you get the ''YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!'' notice.
It's way too intimadating to get close to some people these days .... I mean, you just wouldn't dare!!!
COMMENTS
Only at first.
i know, i thought she was going to bite me. i'm afraid to open the mail sometimes.
Want a trick? Go to your message center and click compose...type in their nick and then write your message. Voila! No scary-waries for you boys. I miss getting messages from people I like. You think that warning is scary? You should see the contents of my message inbox...Hoo-BOY! *smooch*
COMMENTS
*giggles* Some people really are that stupid. Scary isnt it~
That was great!
Greed! The root of all stupidity.
To think I have a MasterCard from CitiBank.....lol
COMMENTS
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atyourwindow
01:20 Oct 26 2008
lmao! she has a point!
Beastt17
01:22 Oct 26 2008
And people are of....???
;-)
Beastt17
01:27 Oct 26 2008
... duh... I mean "People are made of..."??
BLOODLIFE
09:00 Oct 26 2008
Well according to legend aren't women suppose to be made from sugar and spice and all things nice!!?? LOL